Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Kolaveri di.... Soup Song for Ad Guys


Kindly recite this with the tune of the 'Kolaveri' song...

Ad boys, I am singing song
Soup song
Flop song
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di

Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
Grammar correct

Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
Justify please
Why this kolaveri..di

Distance la Cannes-u Cannes-u 
Cannes-u color-u Gold-u
White background Ad-u ad-u
Ad-u client-u reject-u

why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di

Super figure-u girl-u come-u
Girl-u want-u meet-u.
Girl-u meet-u with-u brief-u
I-u thought-u date-u! 

why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di

maama notes eduthuko

apdiye kaila book eduthuko
pa pa paan pa pa paan pa pa paa pa pa paan
sariya vaasi
super maama ready
ready 1 2 3 4

whaa I have another idea maama

ok maama now ad change-u

kaila brief-u
only english.. 

hand la brief-u
brief-la hype-u
mind-u full-aa tensed-u

Copy give-u
Head-u- reject-u
Over time work-u

Head-u head-u
oh my head-u
I‘ll show you once-u!

Client-u client-u bloody client-u
i want to hit u now-u

God I’ m working hard-u
But no money how-u?

This song for ad boys-u
We don't have a Life-u....

Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri d

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Replay




I've gone fat,
so I decided to bat.
Went out to play,
on a pitch made of clay.

So fast he bowls;
and I was surrounded by howls.
Here comes the ball;
and I missed them all.

Fielding wasn't that fun,
since I had a lot to run.
Fast bowlers got smashed so hard,
and stopping the ball was never on my card!

Now it’s time for some howler,
as I am the next change bowler.
Holding a ball after long,
line N’ length went all way wrong!

Memories took me to my school days,
where I used to play the game, all day.
We used to wait for lunch-breaks,
simply to let loose all our breaks.

Friends, fun and fights,
a life blessed with all delights.
Oh no! I miss them all,
and it gifts me a smile, when I recall!